at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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