I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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