found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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