if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
