the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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