I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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