someone get that fucking seahorse.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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