Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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