what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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