What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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