Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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