chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Randomize
