Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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