Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Randomize
