did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
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