He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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