do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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