we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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