I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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