I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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