Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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