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(563): View more from Iowa

He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.

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(561): View more from Florida

just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties

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(731): View more from Tennessee

i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.

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(260): View more from Indiana

You told him you loved him!?

(1-260): View more from Indiana

I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.

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(805): View more from California

I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.

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