Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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