I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
