It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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