I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
be right there i have to get my cape
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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