Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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