did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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