I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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