it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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