So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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