I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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