Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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