And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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