Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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