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so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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