So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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