Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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