yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
There's always time for handjobs
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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