Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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