Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
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