He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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