i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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