I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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