they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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