brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Having a random hookup so left but love u
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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