omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Randomize
