i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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