Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
