What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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